vampireapologist:

when your professor clearly did everything they could to not have an 8 AM either

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

beyoncebeytwice:

recentgooglesearches:

what does it mean when a guy says hi to you 

he’s lying

honeyfawns:

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

storyofthislife:

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while